so in sum:
- beyonce drops an album with no fucking warning and no promotions
- laughing in the face of lady gaga’s art pop expenses
- on the night lorde drops a “secret single”
- on taylor swift’s birthday
- when lupe fiasco had planned to drop his album
- thereby fucking up everyone’s end of the year lists especially rolling stones magazine
- on friday the 13th because fuck your illuminati bullshit
y’all literally could never
It’s fucking gold
You guys this is already the best thing to ever happen oh my god and I’ve only listened to drunk in love I’m just I???? I what I can’t guys GUYSSSSEdit: YOU GUYS PRETTY HURTS OH GOD THIS IS SO GOOD OH GODDDDD Edit again: yo jealous tho. I feel you bey. Also omfg these videos she has a girl lick HER CHEST I’m dying ANOTHER EDIT YOU GUYS BEYONCÉ SAID BOW DOWN BITCHES I AM ON MY KNEES ATM
When Jackson did his thing….
Sara is writing fanfiction as to how she wishes it went. lol
It was during April’s brain anuerism and subsequent incoherent babbling that Callie saw her chance. All eyes were on the bride and no one saw the Ortho goddess throw Arizona over her shoulder, ugly pink dress and all, and sneak out of the wedding with bear-like swiftness. Luckily enough the next barn over was empty, beconing the couple within it’s doors. But unlike the kind of barn scenes the Kepner’s are familiar with, what Callie had in mind was no birthing of a tiny son of God. But of hot and sweaty, one-legged, girl on girl sexing.
Jesus would be proud.